The pay is way better then he'd get up here and there is masses of work.
One of the main reasons to be here is to see my parents. I can see ma and pa constantly.
I can spend every evening on skype chatting to my mates in New Zealand without my husband raising his eyebrows in irritation at the content of our conversations.
The sky plus recorder is now rammed with series links of Made in Chelsea, The Only Way Is Essex, Peter Andre: My Life.
I can eat tinned spaghetti on toast with the children at 5pm and not cook dinner.
When the twins wake up in the night and want to sleep in our bed, there's plenty of room for them.
Every cloud and all that.
Tonight I'm off to stay at a friend's house for a sleepover with the children so we can focus properly on drinking wine and talking shit until late.